click.click.click.
Just a click away.

The story of a wannabe writer…

(This was supposed to be posted last week)

Sometime last week, Wednesday to be exact, I was excited to be a writer for this company in Makati. I went there around 4:30pm for the exam and interview. I passed the exam, now just waiting for the interview. Having all my hopes up, I began picturing myself working there. The HR Associate went up to me to escort me to the interviewer’s cubicle. This is it!

The interview went well…except for one thing.. here’s an excerpt of the interview:

“So you want to be a writer…our company’s main business is creating and maintaining company websites, that’s the mainstream business.”

“So what’s the other business?”

Adult entertainment. You will watch a porn movie and then create an overview and a review of that movie for our foreign clients. Can you write for our adult sites?”

My world crashed. All the images I pictured in my head became blurry.

“I can’t..I don’t…I can’t..I don’t write porn.”

“Why not?”

What?! Why not?! Well, for one you don’t need a college degree to do that! Second, what the hell will I write about? The star’s boobs? Or the man’s thing?!

“I don’t think I can write about that.”

 So the interviewer scheduled me for another set of exams the next day and an interview with their client based in the States. I never went back.

P.S. Their company website is very misleading. It did not say about adult entertainment! Plus, the job description is very very vague about the porn thing.

Lesson learned: Wag masyadong magpadala sa job description just because the company has a website!

8 Responses to “The story of a wannabe writer…”

  1. OMG!

    the same thing happened to me… and i can still remember telling you and Robert all about it. Gosh! it’s such a shocking experience.

    Nonetheless, it’s something worth telling your friends and having a good laugh after! :)

  2. Hahaha! Cool. So where are you connected now, Stayz?

  3. Monica: Imagine, kung tinuloy ko yun..haha! The next porn writer na ang kausap mo! hahaha

    Mac: Connected ka dyan..hehe..marami akong connections..(ano daw?) :p sana makabalik na tayo sa 19th! hehe

  4. Bakit, bagay naman sau maging porn ah! haha. unahan mo pa si Joko maging porn star!

    woops… porn writer pala. hehe. Malaki daw kita dun though. I have a former colleague who’s doin it.;p teehehe. I think you have to transcribe the porn movies. haha.

  5. nyak… how does one write porn? diba dapat free-willing yun, as in let your libido dictate what your pen should write? HAHAHAHA! pero porn review… now that’s interesting!

    siguro pwede pa write a synopsis-sort-of-chuva tipong ‘what to expect,’ ‘when to moan,’ or ‘how wet is too wet’! HAHAHAHAHA! ewan… nakakatawa ‘to… i swear. lolz. hahahahaha! sakit chan ko!

  6. Ang galing…pinagtatawanan niyo ko! hahaha..alam niyo ba habang iniinterview ako, tumatakbo sa utak ko ganto.. “siguro pag pinagkwentuhan ng barkada ko yung porn na napanood nila, ang sasabihin ko na lang ’sus!boring yan..napanood ko na yan eh. ginawan ko pa ng review!eto maganda’” hanep! hahaha

  7. e di ayus… isa ka nang PornMaster!!!

  8. ahahahahaha! well, as perverted as i may appear to you guys… i don’t watch porn.. i make my own porn movies! hahahaha! charing! ne-hoo… welcome aboard, kapamilya! see you on the 16th! i’m uber excited! hugz!


Leave a Reply